i want to play laser tag
I played laser tag and told two 7 year olds to fuck themselves
taking off your clothes like
the picture won’t load but I assume this is “surprise bitch”
Kurt Cobain’s early draft of “Smells Like Teen Spirit.”
This fish is more photogenic than me.
I’ve never had a fish make me this happy.
is that barbie?
no that’s a fish
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think